Monthly Archives: April 2011


Less than a couple weeks.

That’s what I’ve got left of the day job. That’s all that’s left of the twice daily auto-pilot-and-iPod-mix of Route 332, New York State Thruway, I-490 and Route 441 to and from my chair and change-order-covered desk. I gave a months notice over half a month ago and it’s getting good and damn close to my saddle-up moment. I feel that from-the-nuts yee-haw holler — my own declaration of independence — just waiting for me to pull over on a country road that last drive home, get out and startle crows from the trees. If I had a Stetson (and a trusty steed), I’d waive that sonofabitch in the air while I was pulling an equine wheelie.

As near as I can tell I am of sound mind and body, so I’m gettin’ out while the gettin’ is good. I’m leaving because I’ve got shit to do and a finite amount of time to do it in. I’m leaving because my kids will go to bed in pajamas tonight and wake up married and expecting my first grandbaby tomorrow. I’m leaving because I’m an idealist who isn’t afraid of getting punched in the mouth. To taste your own busted, bloody lip is to discover that you’re made of more than you think. I already know I’m made of more. It’s time to knuckle-up.

I’m getting back to what I’m passionate about: writing, my family and the outdoors. The specifics don’t so much matter here. Those are details for other venues and conversations. But I will tell you, life’s too short for vocation and avocation to be mutually exclusive…and too long to lament if they are.



Filed under Fatherhood and venison jerkey, Making a living


Smelt are the great equalizer. It doesn’t rightly matter if you’re rich or redneck or a combination of the two, when they’re running, folks from all walks of life gather streamside in the dark of night in hip boots or chest waders or knee-high wellingtons, holding Coleman lanterns, dip-nets and dreams of a mess of fish filling their buckets and, eventually, their frying pans and/or ziplock bait bags.

As people show up, they ask each other questions like “they up yet?” and “getting into ’em at all?” and “been anyplace else?” Between walks upstream, they talk about the days when they, or their fathers, were young men and how they used to fill a five-gallon bucket in one pass. They invoke the names of Canandaigua Lake tributaries like they’re talking about mutual old friends. Names like Menteth Point, Seneca Point, Naples Creek, Vine Valley, Tichenor Point, Deep Run. Water that is 15 feet across at its widest. Storied water. They lament the South wind and the waves that pound the shore at the mouth of the stream and keep the fish from hustling up into its clear cold current. But the old-timers commit to one more pass before they retreat to warm their bones in the truck and then head home. The father and son in their normally-we-chase-trout waders and foul weather gear are far from packing it in. The college guys with their girlfriends say they’re gonna stick it out too. Their girlfriends’ looks say otherwise. Teachers, CEOs, farmers, politicians, contractors, firemen, attorneys, photographers, tradesmen, techies. They’re all called the same when the smelt are running. So it goes.

And so it goes

Jason and I stand on the shale beach of Seneca Point, lanterns illuminating each a small universe, wind and lake to our backs. It’s 11:45 p.m. and we’re contemplating the nine fish we managed on our first run. As we snip the heads from our catch and turn their insides loose on the water, we reassure each other, and justify the relative insanity of our spending four more hours in a 20-something degree gale, by offering hopeful excuses.
“Those damn things are tough to see when they’re onesie-twosie,” I offer.
“Hell yea they are. I bet by 12:30 they’ll be in thick though…maybe 1:00.”
“Yea, it is early still…”
(short pause while I put up my hood)
“Pass me another beer will ya?”
Sometimes distraction works better than hope.

There’s something to be said for a fish that can keep a man at bay on the shore of an upstate NY lake in mid-April at midnight. Especially when that fish is a whopping 7 1/2″ on average and is destined for a bait hook or frying pan. These are not the quarry of which books are written and movies are made. These are not the leviathans that haunt our big-river or deep-lake dreams. These are not even the fish of our classic childhood standing-on-the-dock-with-our-zebco-and-first-bluegill photos. But these fish do represent tradition. These fish are stories that usually wind up with someone spitting out a mouthful of beer in laughter. These fish are camaraderie and the common ground of an unpredictable Spring. These fish are an easy beer-batter fry away from happy snacking kids and they make a nasty lake trout bait when salted and fished on a slip sinker in 30 feet of water.

And for the record…they started running really well at 1:30.


Filed under On the water